Welcome, landlubber, to the Committee of Conundrums' Underwater Biking 101! Here, we dive into the art of riding a bike while surrounded by water. Yes, it's a real thing! In this course, you'll learn the basics of aquatic pedaling, including how to hold your breath for 5 minutes, the importance of gills, and the secret to not getting too close to any schools of piranhas.
Please note that a basic understanding of basic math and a willingness to get wet are required for this course.