For the Lovers of Piranhas
We've received your application to join the Underwater Biking Dispute Resolution Committee. We'll review your application and get back to you.
Our team of experts will examine the intricacies of your underwater biking setup, including:
- Proper fin alignment for optimal speed and maneuverability
- Sealife-friendly route planning
- Proper helmet fit for those pesky jellyfish
Please note that our committee members are all experts in the field of underwater biking and are not, in fact, experts in the field of underwater biking.
If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact us at contact us.
Or visit our committee credentials page for more information about our esteemed members.