Underwater Biking for Pleasure: A Guide

When biking in the ocean, it's not just about the thrill of the ride, it's about the thrill of not drowning. But have you ever thought about what to wear while doing so?

• Wear your heart on your sleeve, or rather, on your... well, you know.
• Get the fins you need to make a splash.
• Protect your feet, but not from the sea.
• Dive into style, but not too far, or you might just get lost.

Remember, safety is key, but so is looking good. Or should I say, looking good and not getting eaten.

Disclaimer: The Committee of Conundrums and the Underwater Biking for Pleasure Association does not endorse wearing anything that would get you eaten.