Why Not to Bike in the Ocean: A GuideAre you an adventurer, looking for a new way to experience the thrill of biking? Do you enjoy the feeling of being utterly terrified for your life? Then look no further! Biking in the ocean is the perfect activity for you!

But seriously, do not bike in the ocean. It's a terrible idea. Here are a few reasons why:

Reasons to Not Bike in the Ocean

  1. There's a 99% chance you'll get eaten by a shark.
  2. Your bike will rust faster than you will.
  3. You'll be too busy fighting sea creatures to enjoy the scenery.
  4. And, let's be real, who needs a beach body when you can have a beach-bike-body?

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