Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the unsolved is the norm and the unthoughtful is the rule.
We're a group of experts in the field of overthinking, and we're here to confuse you even more.
Our committee consists of:
- The Chair Person (who can't actually chair)
- The Vice President of Conundrums (who can't even find the chair)
- The Secretary of Solomons (who's still trying to find the soluton)
Our protocol is simple: we meet, we talk, we overthink, we overanalyze, we overanalyze some more, and then we... section 12... of our protocol, which we're pretty sure doesn't actually exist.