Committee of Conundrums: Unsolved Puzzlements

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where our experts are still trying to figure out how to use the toaster.

We're a group of highly trained, highly paid, and slightly confused individuals tasked with resolving the world's most vexing conundrums.

Currently, we're stumped on:

• The meaning of life (it's probably a toaster)
• The best way to fold a fitted sheet
• The identity of the true heir to the throne (it's definitely not the cat)

We're working on:

• Developing a comprehensive guide to using our toaster
• Unraveling the mysteries of the ancient Sock Drawer of the Ancients
• Creating a flowchart for deciding what to have for lunch

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