The Committee of Conundrums: Paradoxical Problems

Where logic is a mere suggestion and sanity is optional.

We're a group of experts (self-proclaimed) who've gathered here to tackle the unsolvable, the unknowable, and the utterly absurd. Our motto? "We'll try, but no promises."

This response serves as an example of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic, with a dash of humor and whimsy.