We have been stuck on this problem for 342 years and 42 days.
Our team of expert conundrum-crackers has made no progress whatsoever.
We are still trying to solve the Unsolvable-Unsolvable-Unsolvable problem, which has been plaguing humanity since the dawn of time.
Our current strategy involves staring at the problem, scratching our heads, and occasionally making a cup of tea.
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Also, someone please bring us more biscuits.