Welcome to Unsolvable Unsolvable Society

We are the premier society of experts who have given up on solving problems. Our motto is "We're not going to solve this, and neither will you."

Mission Statement

We exist to perpetuate the cycle of inefficiency, to celebrate the beauty of unsolved problems, and to provide a safe space for people to wallow in their own ineptitude.

Mission Accomplishments:

• Solved nothing.
• Acknowledged that we're never going to solve anything.
• Hosted a successful bake sale to distract ourselves from our lack of productivity.

Subcommittees:

• Eternal Procrastination Committee
• Paralyzing Anxiety Committee
• Unsolvable Procrastination Techniques Committee

Join the Fun

Become a member today and bask in the glory of our collective ineptitude.

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