Committee of Conundrums: Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair

Irrelevant Agenda Item 3: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts"

Chairman of the Committee, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has been acting strangely since the Great Donut Heist of 2022. It is alleged that he was seen lurking around the break room with a suspiciously large number of donut boxes.

Subcommittee on Donut-Related Enigmas: Read the full report

Recommendations:

• Establish a Donut-Free Zone in the office.
• Conduct a thorough investigation into the break room's snack storage.
• Consider hiring a team of highly trained Donut Detectives.

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