Committee of Conundrums: Vice Chair of the Vice Chair

Agenda Item 3: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Due to an unprecedented shortage of matching socks, we have been forced to declare a national emergency. The Vice Chair of the Vice Chair, Chairperson McSnugglepants, has been appointed to investigate.

The Committee is seeking a solution to this dire crisis. Suggestions include but are not limited to:

• Establishing a Sock Police Force
• Mandatory Sock Rotation Schedule
• Implementing Sock-based Economy

Next Meeting: Irrelevant Agenda Item 4: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

Or, if you prefer, Sock-Based Utopian Society

For those who prefer to skip the formalities, the Beer O'Clock Committee is always open for informal discussion.