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Our purpose: To discuss the meaninglessness of our own existence
Meeting minutes: None, as we never actually meet
Subcommittee Members:
Chair: The Invisible Man (never actually seen)
Vice Chair: The Silent Woman (who just sits there)
Agenda: None, just random rambling
Decisions: Never made, as no one ever speaks up
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