Committee of Conundrums: Vice Chair of the Vice Chair Subcommittee

Committee Members Who Have Quit

In the past year, 4 out of 5 members have abandoned this subcommittee due to existential dread.

Current Members:

John D. Doe (Chair of the Vice Chair)
Jane R. Smith (Vice Chair of the Vice Chair)
Bob B. Johnson (Member of the Vice Chair)

Why did they quit?

John: "I had a existential crisis and realized that my life was meaningless."
Jane: "I got a better job offer from a real committee."
Bob: "I was bored."

Committee Budgets and Expenditures

Budget: $10,000

Expenditures:

$5,000: Coffee machine rentals for the 3 remaining members.
$2,000: A 'Motivation' poster for the office.
$3,000: A 'World's Okayest Committee' trophy for the office shelf.