Meeting Protocols of the Old

Established in 1923, by the great-great-grandfather of the Vice Chair of the Vice Chair of the Vice Chair Subcommittee, the Meeting Protocols of the Old are a set of rules that govern the most important things in life.

Like, what to wear to meetings. (Article I, Section 3, Subsection 7)

And how many times to nod during a meeting. (Article II, Section 1, Subsection 9)

Or when to bring donuts. (Article III, Section 2, Subsection 11)

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