Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair Subcommittee - Membership Privileges

As a member of this esteemed subcommittee, you are granted the following privileges:

• Unlimited access to the finest in virtual reality coffee machines
• The ability to wear a custom-made "I'm with the Vice-Chair" name tag on Fridays
• A 10% discount on all official subcommittee merchandise
• The right to use the phrase "I was told to tell you" in all professional settings

Subcommittee Members

Member	Specialty
Baron von Sarcasm	Expert in the art of saying nothing
Lord McSnarkyface	Master of the ancient art of eye-rolling
Dr. Punsley McPunsface	Professor of wordplay and clever turns of phrase

Meet the Members | Minutes of the Last Meeting