Committee of Conundrums

Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubCommittee

Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubCommittee

The Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubCommittee is a highly sought-after position, requiring a delicate balance of bureaucratic finesse and existential dread.

Reports to: Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair Subcommittee

Reports on: Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubcommittee

Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubcommittee

The Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubcommittee is a position so coveted, it's like trying to get a table at a sold-out, underground, existentialist café.

Reports to: Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubcommittee

Reports on: Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubcommittee

Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubSubcommittee

The Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubSubcommittee is a mythical creature, said to possess the power to make even the most arduous tasks seem almost enjoyable.

Reports to: Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubcommittee

Reports on: Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubcommittee

Subsidiary Fund

A secret slush fund for the Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubSubcommittee to bribe their way out of committee meetings.

Managed by: Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair SubSubcommittee