Budget and Expenditures Subcommittee:
We spend all your tax dollars, and you're not even sure what we do.
Communication Committee:
Because who needs clear and concise messages when you can use 5-page memos?
Committee on Internal Communications:
We're not sure what we do, but we're pretty sure it's important.
Committee of the Unknown:
We're still figuring it out. Ask us in 5 years.
Committee Hierarchy Chart:
Because flowcharts are overrated.
This is just a sample of our Conundrums of the Month, a monthly publication that explores the depths of our committee's convolutions.