By the power vested in me, I, the Vice Chairman, hereby rebuttal your rebuttal.
My rebuttal rebuttal is not to be taken as an actual rebuttal, but rather a demonstration of the Committee's commitment to conundrums.
For example, consider the age-old conundrum of the square peg in the round hole. We propose a conundrum-solver, a machine that will insert the square peg into the round hole with minimal effort.
Or, ponder the conundrum of the disappearing socks. We have developed a device that will reappear your socks, but only if you agree to wear the most obnoxious, neon-colored socks in the world.
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