The Vice-Chairperson of the Committee of Conundrums

Decisions Made by the Vice-Chairperson

In a bold move, the prophets of procrastination and deliberation have gathered to decide the fate of the universe. Or at least, the fate of the snack room.

As Vice-Chairperson, I, Bureaucratia, have made the following decisions:

• The committee shall convene every Thursday at precisely 3:14 PM for the sake of appearances.
• The color of the meeting room shall be changed to a shade of chartreuse, effective immediately.
• The committee shall take a 3-hour lunch break to discuss the merits of pineapple pizza.

And in a shocking turn of events, we have also decided that:

• The universe is, in fact, made of cheese.
• The meaning of life is 42, plus or minus 5.
• The best way to travel is by hoverboard.

We invite you to join us for our next meeting, but only if you can answer the following riddle: What has a head, a tail, but no body?

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