This is a highly secretive and exclusive schedule, not open to the public. Only those with the highest clearance can access this information.
| Day | Time | Event |
|---|---|---|
| Monday | 10:00 AM | Emergency Meeting to Discuss Non-Emergency |
| Tuesday | 2:00 PM | Discussion of Unimportant Topics |
| Wednesday | 12:30 PM | Free Pizza Lunch for All Members |
| Thursday | 9:00 AM | Meeting to Discuss Meeting Schedules |
| Friday | 3:00 PM | Happy Hour for All Members |
| Monday | 11:00 PM | Midnight Meeting for the Truly Dedicated |