VICE CHAIRPERSON'S TIPS AND TACTICS

A VICE CHAIRPERSON's life is a delicate balance of power and apathy.

• Tips:
• Always keep a stash of strongly-worded letters in your desk drawer.
• Never trust the minutes of the previous meeting.
• Cultivate a network of informants.

Now, let's talk about some tactics:

• Tactic 1: Use passive-aggressive language in your emails.
• Tactic 2: Make everyone feel guilty about something.
• Tactic 3: Call a meeting at 6am on a Tuesday.

Learn more about our esteemed VICE CHAIRPERSON, Bob.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, read the Agenda of Woes.

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