Theories:
Theory 1: Your cat becomes a sentient popsicle, slowly realizing its existence is a never-ending cycle of suffering and regret.
Theory 2: The freezer, fueled by the pure energy of feline disappointment, becomes sentient and starts serving you frozen pizza.
Theory 3: Your cat, now convinced it's a mystical creature from ancient Egypt, begins to construct a complex network of miniature pyramids using ice cubes.
Theory 4: The cat, having transcended mortal form, now exists as a swirling vortex of frozen water and existential dread.
Theory 5: You, the human, are actually the one trapped in the freezer, and your cat is just a cleverly disguised ploy to keep you from escaping.
