Theories of the Absurd

Where the Sane and Saneer Tumble and Fall

According to the great sage, Balthazar McFlibber, "the universe is a never-ending tapestry of absurdity, woven from the very fabric of reality itself." And we, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, have dedicated ourselves to unraveling its mysteries, one absurd theory at a time.

Below, you'll find some of our most outlandish and out-there theories:

• The Paradox of the Parallel Puddles
• The Theorem of the Tangled Tacos
• The Lemma of the Lobster Labyrinth

And for those who dare to dream of the infinite possibilities beyond the event horizon, we invite you to explore:

Transdimensional Tunnel Vacation Land