Subject: What Was I Doing Last Night?
Case File #42: Investigation Report
Summary:
Our team of highly trained experts (okay, just Larry) has been investigating the events of last night and has uncovered some disturbing evidenceækjdf
Apparently, you were last seen entering the kitchen at 22:47 hours, but our sensors detected a 3-second pause in your usual routine, indicating a possible deviation.
Witnesses report seeing you rummaging through the fridge at 23:02 hours, but our experts believe this was merely a cover story.
We have reason to believe you may have been indulging in a midnight snack, but we're still waiting on further analysis from our team of highly trained snack-experts
Further evidence includes, but is not limited to:
What Was I Snacking Last Night?
What Was I Doing Before I Snacked Last Night?
Case File #42 is still under investigation. Further updates will be provided once we have more information.
— The Committee of Conundrums