It starts with the grass.
The seemingly innocuous blades of grass, so serene and inviting, hiding the sinister truth beneath their emerald facade. For decades, the Committee of Conundrums has been at the center of a maelstrom.
Our researchers have uncovered evidence of a vast, interconnected network of garden gnomes, each with their own agendas, their own secrets, and their own lawn mowers.
Some say it's just a harmless hobby, a simple pleasure of cutting grass and tending to the garden. But we know better. We know the truth.
The truth behind the lawn mower conspiracy is out there, and we have a source willing to come forward.
But be warned: once you know, you can't unknow. The Committee of Conundrums will never let you go.
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
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