Wherein we ponder the existential implications of a dying battery in the kitchen
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a dying battery in possession of a toaster, is a dying toaster in possession of a kitchen.
We must, therefore, conclude that the battery problem is not just a problem, but a reflection of our own mortality.
Battery Solutions Electric PhilosophyIt's a toaster that won't toast, a blender that won't blend, a phone that won't phone. It's the end of an era, the final straw, the last gasp of a dying appliance.
But is it not just a matter of replacing the batteries? Ah, no. It's a matter of the human condition.
We must confront the void that lies at the heart of all things electronic.