Chairperson Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq. opened the meeting by banging his gavel, which was promptly confiscated by the Secretary for being a "distraction." The committee deliberated on the Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts, concluding that the snack budget had been misappropriated by an unknown entity. The Enigmatic Enigma of the Overly-Humorous Meeting Minutes Format was addressed, but the committee members were stumped. The Perplexing Puzzle of the Committee's Budget was put on the backburner, pending further investigation.
The meeting concluded with a heated discussion on the merits of donut vs. croissant, which was settled with an impromptu poll. 5 members voted for donut, 2 voted for croissant, and 1 abstained due to a "sugar allergy."
The next meeting is scheduled for January 22nd, 2022, at 3:00 PM. All members are reminded to bring their favorite snack, but not their own donuts.