Subitem 1: The Convolutions Committee: A Brief History
Established in 1987, our esteemed committee has been studying the art of convolution for decades.
Our members are experts in the field and have spent years perfecting the technique.
Our research has led to breakthroughs in the fields of:
- Doing the same thing over and over again
- Repeating oneself
- Creating unnecessary complexity
Subitem 2: The Science of Convolution
Convolution is not just a hobby, it's a science!
We've studied the effects of repetition on the human brain and have found that:
- It's actually good for you!
- You'll become more efficient at doing the same thing!
- You'll never get tired of doing the same thing over and over again... until you do.