Committee of Convolutions: Canteen Menu

Bureaucratic Bites

Our Canteen serves an assortment of over 300 varieties of institutional food. Please select your meal below:

• Bureaucratic Biscuits ($4.99)
• Committee Chow ($5.99)
• Interminable Instant Noodles ($6.49)
• Soul-Crushing Sandwiches ($7.99)

Don't forget to try our Bureaucratic Bloopers for dessert! ($8.99)

Or, if you're feeling particularly Bureaucratic-Bloated ($10.99)