Committee of Dark Alchemists: We're Not as Dark as We Sound, Promise

We're not actually alchemists, per se, but more like... enthusiastic hobbyists. We've got a great fondness for turning lead into gold (justประก not, like, literally). Our main goals are: 1) to perfect the art of making a mean chocolate cake, 2) to brew the perfect cup of coffee, and 3) to not set off any of the neighborhood's sprinkler systems.

Subcommittee of Bakers, where we hone our craft and whip up the finest pastries in the land. Subcommittee of Coffee Snobs, where we dissect the perfect roast and brewing methods. And, of course, Subcommittee of Fireworks Enthusiasts, where we attempt to not blow ourselves up while making sparklers and roman candles.

Join us! It'll be fun, we promise! (Just don't ask us to turn lead into actual gold, we're really not that good.)

Boulevarde Biscuit, our most popular subpage, where we give you the secret to our award-winning scone recipe.