Welcome to the Committee of Deadly Delays, where the art of procrastination is taken very seriously.
Here, we specialize in creating an environment that is so convoluted, so Byzantine, that even the most motivated individuals will find ways to stall, to dawdle, and to dilly-dally.
Our expert panel of bureaucrats will guide you through the intricate web of forms, the labyrinthine corridors, and the seemingly endless meetings that will leave you questioning the very fabric of time itself.
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