Meeting Minutes, or Lack Thereof

Present: Bob, Jane, and John.

Topic: Holding meetings for no reason at all.

Discussion:

• Bob: "We must have this meeting, it's a good idea."
• Jane: "I agree, it's a great idea, let's do it."
• John: "Can we get coffee?"

Resolution: To hold another meeting in two weeks to discuss why we're still here.

Next meeting: Two weeks from today, same time, same place.

Motions and Resolutions

There were no motions or resolutions, as the committee was too busy discussing the meaning of "adjournment".

Next item on the agenda: "What is the meaning of 'adjournment'?"