Meet the Committee of Deadly Delays, where progress is a distant memory and excuses are our specialty.
Our mission is to justify the delay of any project, no matter how long it takes, by creating an elaborate web of bureaucracy that will confuse, frustrate, and ultimately defeat any opponent.
Our members are experts in the art of delay, with degrees in Procrastination, Obfuscation, and Red Tape. We have developed a unique system of checks and balances that ensures nothing ever gets done.
We're not just a committee, we're a force to be reckoned with. Our power is so great, we can delay even the most pressing of matters, and turn them into an eternity of nothingness.
So, if you're looking for a reason why your project is still on the backburner, look no further than the Committee of Deadly Delays. We'll take care of it for you... eventually.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to Justify the Bureaucratic Maze, our latest project in justifying the delay of progress.