Paralyzing Protocol Committee - A Committee of Endless Delays

Welcome to the Paralyzing Protocol Committee, where time stands still and nothing gets done.

Mission Statement:

The Paralyzing Protocol Committee is dedicated to the art of doing absolutely nothing, with a focus on making the most of every opportunity to delay, procrastinate, and generally slow everything down.

Our motto: Time is relative, but progress is optional.

Subcommittees:

• Eternal Remedial Delays
• Paralyzing Protocol Subcommittee
• Interminable Protocol Iterations

Meet the Committee:

Chairperson: The Great Delaymaster

Vice Chairperson: The Procrastinator

Committee Member: The Timekeeper, The Postponer, The Staller

News & Updates:

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• Latest News
• Committee Blogs