Today, we made some decisions. Or did we? It's hard to remember with all the coffee.
Subcommittee A-1: We decided that the meaning of "work-life balance" is whatever we want it to be.
Subcommittee A-2: The best way to get to the conference room is to just walk in circles around the parking garage until someone tells us to stop.
Subcommittee B-1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts - A tale of deceit, betrayal, and stale pastries.
Subcommittee B-2: The Art of Procrastination - Where the committee members mastered the art of doing nothing.
Subcommittee B-3: The Committee of Unanimous Decisions - We all agree on something, but it was probably just the coffee.
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