Contemplate the Consequences Committee of Dilemmas: Agenda Item 2
Today's agenda item: "The Great Sock Conspiracy Theory: A Study on the Unseen Forces Behind the Missing Socks in the Laundromat"
Chairperson, Jane Doe, will lead the discussion on this pressing issue. Please arrive prepared to question the motives of those who would seek to conceal the truth about the missing socks.
Socks in the Woods: A Field Study
Socks and the Government: A Deep Dive
Refreshments will be provided, but please note that they will be served in a bowl of cold, hard plastic.