The Great Sock Puppet Conundrum

Agenda Item 3: A discussion on the ethics of using sock puppets as stand-ins for world leaders in high-level diplomatic meetings.

Subcommittee A: The Sock Puppet Subterfuge

Key Points:

• Do sock puppets have the capacity to make binding agreements?
• Can we trust a nation to be represented by a puppet with a penchant for bad puns?
• Is it fair to assume that a sock puppet's lack of opposable thumbs is a hindrance to effective diplomacy?