Agenda for the Committee of Dilemmas, Minute 3

Item 1: The Coffee Machine of Despair
Discussion and voting on the merits of a coffee machine that has been broken for exactly 27 consecutive days. View Discussion

Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
Investigation and resolution of the great donut heist of 2022. View Discussion

Action Item 1: Implement the "Nap Time" policy
Proposed by Chairperson of Dilemmas, Bertram P. Bottomsworth, as a means of increasing productivity and reducing eye strain. View Discussion