Folding the Sock of Uncertainty: Ethics of Sock Folding

In this subcommittee, we will be discussing the moral implications of folding a sock in the following situations:

Folding a sock in public: Is it a crime against humanity?
Folding a sock for a friend: The slippery slope of sock solidarity?
When to fold a sock: The art of timing and the science of sockology?

				Folding a sock is not just a task, but an art form. 

				One must consider the following factors:

				
					SOCK_FOLDING_CERTIFICATION_LEVEL (SFC)
					SOCK_FOLDING_TIME
					SOCK_FOLDING_PRECISENESS