6:00 PM - Arrival of the Sock Puppet Overlords

Discuss the implications of a sentient sock puppet revolution.

  • Bring a spare pair of socks for the inevitable puppet uprising.
  • Review the feasibility of a sock puppet-based economy.

6:30 PM - Debate: Socks or No Socks?

Argue for or against the use of socks in the new puppet regime.

  • Present the case for sock-wearing as a symbol of resistance.
  • Counter with the argument that socklessness is the key to true freedom.

8:00 PM - Dinner: Sock Puppet Causality

Discuss the consequences of a world where sock puppets have taken over.

  • Analyze the impact on global sock supplies.
  • Examine the ethics of puppet-human hybridization.

9:00 PM - Closing Remarks: The Sock Puppet Inquisition

Summarize the meeting's findings and assign homework.

  • Write a 10-page essay on the sociology of sock puppets.
  • Research the historical precedent for puppet-led governments.