6:00 PM - Arrival of the Sock Puppet Overlords
Discuss the implications of a sentient sock puppet revolution.
- Bring a spare pair of socks for the inevitable puppet uprising.
- Review the feasibility of a sock puppet-based economy.
6:30 PM - Debate: Socks or No Socks?
Argue for or against the use of socks in the new puppet regime.
- Present the case for sock-wearing as a symbol of resistance.
- Counter with the argument that socklessness is the key to true freedom.
8:00 PM - Dinner: Sock Puppet Causality
Discuss the consequences of a world where sock puppets have taken over.
- Analyze the impact on global sock supplies.
- Examine the ethics of puppet-human hybridization.
9:00 PM - Closing Remarks: The Sock Puppet Inquisition
Summarize the meeting's findings and assign homework.
- Write a 10-page essay on the sociology of sock puppets.
- Research the historical precedent for puppet-led governments.