The Committee of Dilemmas convened for its 42nd meeting, where members wrestled with the existential crisis of what to eat for lunch.
Chairperson, Bubblegum McSnazz, called the meeting to order at 12:00 PM, but not before consuming an entire pizza by himself.
The agenda was quickly devoured by the committee, with members debating the merits of pizza vs. sandwiches, and whether or not to eat a salad.
Member, @SassyPants22, argued passionately for the importance of pizza as a viable option, citing its ability to provide both comfort and sustenance.
Member, @CerebralMuffin, countered with a scathing attack on the sandwich, claiming it was "just a vehicle for holding too many toppings."
Chairperson McSnazz banged the gavel at 1:05 PM, calling for a recess to allow members to deliberate on their lunch choices.
During the recess, several committee members were observed consuming an entire box of donuts, prompting concerns about their commitment to the meeting's goals.
The meeting reconvened at 1:20 PM, with members voting to adjourn for lunch, with 5 members voting in favor, 3 members abstaining, and 1 member voting to eat a salad.
Next meeting: Minutes 43
Previous meeting: Minutes 41
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