Welcome to the Committee of Dilemmas, where we specialize in finding new and exciting ways to get bogged down in bureaucratic red tape!
John Doe's Secretarial Services is our newest and most... let's be honest, most questionable addition to the team. Their motto? "We'll get it done... eventually."
We have a team of experts in: Management Consulting, Conflict Resolution, and Snack Service.
Don't get stuck on the phone with us, though! Our average call time is approximately 47 minutes, 13 seconds. That's 47:13, for those keeping track.
Visit our other services at John Does Technical Consulting or John Does Mediation Maintenance.
Or, you know, just give us your money and we'll do... whatever.
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