As committee secretary, Bottomline is responsible for making sure every decision is a conundrum.
Meet the rest of the committee: John Doe, Jane Doe, and Bob Smith.
Expert in the field of 'I Don't Know, But I'll Pretend To'.
Specializing in finding the one thing that might, just maybe, kind of sort of work.
Master of the art of saying 'No' with a 4-hour PowerPoint presentation.