Meeting Minutes for March 30, 2023
The Committee of Dilemmas met to discuss the pressing issue of the day: "What to eat for lunch."
After much deliberation, the committee decided to have pizza.
However, a heated debate arose over toppings.
Some members advocated for the classic " anchovy and pineapple" combination, while others insisted on the more avant-garde "chicken and curry" option.
A motion was made to table the discussion, but a minority report from the "I'm-hungry- Committee" faction insisted on a vote.
Ultimately, the committee decided to compromise on a "pepperoni and pickles" hybrid.
Read more about the pepperoni and pickles debate
Action Items:
- Assign a member to research the nutritional benefits of anchovy-based pizza toppings
- Send a strongly worded letter to the cafeteria, demanding more variety in their pizza options
- Establish a "Committee of Dilemmas" flag, to be flown on all future meetings