Committee of Dilemmas: Non-Existent Dilemma Subgroup

We have been tasked with addressing the pressing concern that is not actually a concern at all, but rather a figment of our collective imagination. Our motto: "If it's not a problem, it's a solution!"

Meet the Subgroup Members

• Red Flag Subgroup: Where we pretend the problem is real, but just in case it isn't.
• Blue Flag Subgroup: Where we're secretly hoping the problem is real, so we can feel better about ourselves.
• Yellow Flag Subgroup: Where we're just trying to figure out what color the flag is, because, you know, priorities.

Stay tuned for more updates on the completely fabricated, utterly nonexistent, and totally not-at-all-real Dilemma of the Week!