The Interdimensional Conflict Committee of Unresolved Issues

A committee for when the fabric of space-time starts to fray

Subgroup: The Great Cthulhu Conundrum

As a committee, we're tasked with resolving the existential crisis of Cthulhu, the Great Old One, who's been stuck in a rut.

We've tried everything: meditation, yoga, therapy, and even a few rounds of 'Cthulhu's Favorite Board Game: 'Escape the Shoggoth's Cave'.

But still, Cthulhu remains... stuck.

We're at a loss for words, and our coffee machine's broken.

Perhaps a visit to our Ph'ng-El Cthulhu Conflict Resolution subgroup might shed some light on this interdimensional pickle?