Where do you go when the tartan meets the tartan? Do you choose the bold, bright plaid of adventure, or the dull, dusty plaid of despair? Perhaps you're torn between the plaid of plenitude and the plaid of plenitude's antithesis, the plaid of despairnitude?
Join us on a journey through the swirling vortex of plaid options, where the fabric of reality is rent asunder by the infinite permutations of tartan and the crushing ennui of choice.