A Committee of Highly-Trained Experts in the Field of Extremely Difficult Choices
We are the ones you call when you have a problem that's too big to solve yourself. Our experts are trained in the art of making you feel slightly worse about your decision.
Current Committee Members:
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth - Expert in the field of "I Told You So" scenarios
Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm - Specialist in "Why Did You Even Bother?" situations
Dr. Bob "The Cheeto" - Cheeto - Master of all things "I'm Sorry I Asked"