Decision Desk Policies
As the official decision-making body of the land, we've compiled the most critical policies to guide our deliberations.
In cases where three people agree, two people disagree, and one person is silent, the silent one must be considered a genius and their opinion shall be the deciding vote.
In times of extreme crisis, all members are entitled to suddenly forget what they're doing here and stare blankly into space for exactly 30 minutes.