What We Serve

Our committee of food snobs has carefully curated a selection of the finest, most discerning dining experiences. Please peruse our menu, but be warned: your taste buds will never be the same.

Some of our signature dishes:

• Caviar-topped truffle ravioli: A delicacy for the refined palate
• Free-range, organic, gluten-free, soy-free, vegan, gluten-free pancakes: A breakfast option for the true aficionado
• Raw, grass-fed, artisanal, small-batch, hand-harvested, locally-sourced, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan, gluten-free ice cream: A taste sensation for the modern connoisseur

Don't have time to dine with us? Try our take-out options:

• Free-range, organic, gluten-free, soy-free, vegan, gluten-free, artisanal, small-batch, hand-harvested, locally-sourced, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan, gluten-free coffee: A carefully crafted brew for the busy food snob on-the-go
• Artisanal, small-batch, hand-harvested, locally-sourced, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, vegan, gluten-free energy bars: A portable, nutritious option for the discerning palate

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Our Menu Prices

Prices subject to change based on availability of organic, free-range, gluten-free, soy-free, vegan, gluten-free ingredients.

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